Category Archives: “HIM”
BATTLE OF THE SEXES [Night Of The Living “Him” Part IV]
BATTLE OF THE SEXES [Night Of The Living “Him” Part IV]
So are you happy? Does “HIM” really do everything better than your Ex? Really?..Really!? -People Fed Up With The “HIM” References.
Amazingly a woman can break up with her real life boo and have a “HIM” minutes later, but to make it more believable women should build the relationship, you can’t be committed Monday, argue Tuesday, breakup Wednesday & suddenly have a “HIM” Thursday. We understand, you wanna prove to your Ex that his spot has been filled but only a idiotic male gives in to this beautiful depiction of “HIM.”
Ask her where “HIM” works, ask her how long she’s known “HIM,” then ask yourself if competing with a fictional character is really worth it? There is a big difference between having a “him” and keeping it secret vs. Having a “HIM” who actually isn’t a secret but rather non-existent. Delusional women will say they’re trying to be low but in the same sentence promote their “HIM.” If you wanna ‘Jay & Beyonce’ your relationship cool, but don’t be all on social networks telling us what you and “HIM” is doing then try to keep “HIM” a secret. “HIM” is only real as much as you promo “HIM,” the more you refer to “HIM” the less likely he is actually real and/or how happy you really are about it.
Women will one day realize that creating a new boo to make your old boo jealous will only leave them aggy in the end. Men don’t bow out fast we just realize fighting against “HIM” we can’t win. Everything “HIM” does is perfect because he is a perfectly built lie in a beautiful imagination (see Night Of The Living “HIM” III http://bit.ly/HL5o3F ).
Men stand no chance going up against a force designed to win. “HIM” is only created to make you angry so how can you win against that? That’s like bringing a picture of a knife to a gun fight.
Soon women will come to terms with the idea that if you want someone, be with them. Jealousy is actually counter-productive in getting your man to do as you please, he’d rather take his chances with hoping you realize you love him than compete.
Kill “HIM”
By K.E.L.L.s
BATTLE OF THE SEXES [Night Of The Living “Him” Part III]
Aside
BATTLE OF THE SEXES [Night Of The Living “Him” Part III]
“…we don’t ever go out…I mean yea sometime we go out but damn what u call it and her boo go out ALL the time…” -Anonymous Women Fooled By The “HIM” Revolution
The idea of faking a boo to make others jealous or to create the illusion that you’re out on the town doing something when your actually home doing nothing seemed like a good idea right? The pioneer of the “HIM” movement set out with good intentions of letting others know she has somebody who does whatever, whenever and however she wants. “HIM” is on call at all times, he always has money, never works and strangely he’s never tired. On the surface the idea and creation of “HIM” seemed harmless but what most women don’t know is, “HIM” has set the bar to unmatchable expectations, he has made it impossible to be a good boyfriend to women who stupidly believe in this urban myth of “HIM.”
Women in real relationships are strangely jealous of her friend and “HIM,” never mind the logic reasoning of why their homegirl is using “HIM,” all she cares about is the two of them always being out. Men feel the pressure; how can you compete with a ‘make-believe’ person? The pretend existence of “HIM” puts a strain on real couples. You’re tired? You have to work tomorrow? You have to help your grandmother do what!? She doesn’t care, she does not want to hear it and she’s not impressed. Why? Because her friend’s “HIM” is always on deck, he always puts her first and if he can make time to do everything so should you. Right?
In general, what most women will never understand is people put out what they want others to know. The secret competitive world of females is a constant battle to see whose love life is more exciting. “HIM” can and will always outdo a real life boo because “HIM” is rich yet never works, he has no real life responsibilities and he does everything right, every time, all the time. Men in real relationships are put under the microscope for not being as good as “HIM.”
The problem with “HIM” is once created he has to keep up appearances in the creators life. Right? Some men believe women use the word “HIM” rather than a name, because “HIM” can be substituted with any dudes name. Women who use “HIM” may be perceived as being a hoe by most men, the assumption is that the names change so much she creates “HIM” to avoid the hoe title. So are you REALLY sure you want to be laying in bed with “HIM”?
Between fairy tale competition and fighting a battle impossible to win against “HIM,” the nonsense has to stop. If you’re lonely and/or delusional do it on your own time. “HIM” has served its purpose, many people are now on to what “HIM” stands for, so drinks with “HIM” is no longer impressive, it’s actually hurting another relationship.
By K.E.L.L.s
BATTLE OF THE SEXES [Night Of The Living “Him” Part II]
Aside
BATTLE OF THE SEXES [Night Of The Living “Him” Part II]
“It’s Alive!…It’s Alive!” –Delusional Women In Excitement Of Creating A “HIM”
The secret competitive world of relationships; often stated, never seen and possibly never real. The ideal creation and/or reason to have a “HIM” is to outdo, outshine and seemingly out sexy the ‘opposed’ competition. Many females are so competitive towards friends, self appointed haters and ladies in real relationships that they feel the need to toss the “HIM” grenade at all possibly times. ‘Drinks with “HIM” later…’ is the most updated occurrence in our now delusional social networking world.
The creation of “HIM” is often to taunt an ex-lover, seek attention from who you really want, kill your competition and/or avoid the reality of your loneliness.
Dream it into reality and speak it into existence, but the problem with “HIM” is a unreal expectation of what you’d normally get and/or experience. Whether females are aware of it, males pay attention, the attention most females seem to get from “HIM” is far greater than what we’re willing to give. A male will often think to himself ‘If this “HIM” has time to work, take care of responsibilities and still be out drinking, electric sliding and entertaining every night how can I compete with that?’
Most women have unknowingly set their self up for failure with the creation of this “HIM” because no man will ever feel the need to compete with it.
“HIM” relationships offer nothing but upset for a female. The creation of “HIM” is actually causing more harm rather than solving a problem. Females in real relationships don’t feel the need to call their boo a “HIM” because they’ve invested too much time into that person to hide it. If they feel the need to not share information on who their man is, they will saying NOTHING.
Claiming to call your new boo “HIM” out of wanting to keep your business private is a contradiction within itself. Rather than calling your secret “HIM” to avoid nosey people, wouldn’t it make more sense to say nothing?
The idea of keeping your business to yourself does not mean give it a AKA of “HIM” that’s doing more damage than the actual name of who he really is. The love interest who’s attention your really seeking has paid attention to your “HIM” claims and may feel inferior for not being able to make you as happy as “HIM” does.
Be careful, because that relationship you created to draw attention may be the reason your still single, lonely and getting NO attention.
By K.E.L.L.s
BATTLE OF THE SEXES [Night Of The Living “Him”]
BATTLE OF THE SEXES [Night Of The Living “Him”]
Webster’s dictionary defines “him” as male and/or in reference to a male, but the beautiful (ahem…and sometime lonely) women of the cyber world have turned “HIM” into a person they’re in a “relationship” with. Social networking powered by delusion; gave birth to “HIM.”
The power to update a status of what you’re doing or will be doing with “HIM” has destroyed some female’s brain cells because most times a reference to being with this “HIM” is made up.
Most females are in a secret competition with one another, where the game is to show others how poppin’ her and “HIM” is. Females feel the need to out do each other with the affection of their boo and/or the amount of things they do together. If a female is out, she loves to tell others, mainly other females, what her and her man is doing. The problem is, most females don’t have a boo to be the real “him” so the logical explanation is to create one, therefore controlling “HIM.”
With a created “HIM” you will never have problems and you two can be doing whatever you want, when you want, while in reality your home under the covers with a scarf on.
Females in ‘real’ relationships give “him” a name, why? Because females in real relationships are always with that “HIM,” there is not need to give your ‘real’ boo the “HIM” title.
The difference between keeping your relationship to yourself vs. being with “HIM” is, if you’re ‘in a relationship’ that you want to keep yourself you say NOTHING, no reference to ‘him’ at all. Females in “HIM” relationships will tell you every single thing ‘him’ and her do, they give ‘him’ more airtime than a real previous boo because they control what she and this fictional person do together.
“HIM” is possibly the best lover ever created, he only exists in ‘happy’ times. He doesn’t talk back nor does he ever curve you to do other things. “HIM” usually exists only on the weekends or when others are not around.
Beware of people who promote “HIM” as they’re boo they’re capable of telling you anything to seem popping.
By K.E.L.L.s